Lazy Dad Brands
A revolutionary proposal for William Last KRM—building the future of African influencer marketing and creating sustainable creative ecosystems across the continent.
Building Your Legacy
Where creativity meets infrastructure, and influence becomes empire.
The Anecdote: Why "Lazy Dad Brands"
Every great movement starts with a misunderstood truth. "Lazy Dad" wasn't about absence—it was about efficiency. While others strained, the wise father built systems that worked while he rested.
He taught his children to fish rather than handing them fish. He built the irrigation ditch rather than carrying water bucket by bucket. This is our philosophy: building systems so smart they appear effortless.
Creating opportunities that multiply while you sleep. Turning the relentless grind of content creation into a sustainable empire that works for you, not the other way around.
Welcome to the New Era
"Welcome to Lazy Dad Brands—where we're building the irrigation systems for the river of African creativity."
Meet the Visionaries
Sacha Robinson
Founder of Lazy Dad Brands. Black entrepreneur with a vision to revolutionize African creative industries through systematic innovation and sustainable growth models.
William Last KRM
Africa's leading creative force. 40M+ followers. From content creator to ecosystem builder—redefining what it means to be an influencer in the modern age.
Executive Summary: Your Legacy Project
William, this isn't another brand deal. This is your legacy project—a chance to transform from content creator to ecosystem builder, from influencer to industry founder.
While you continue your journey to Hollywood stardom (which we believe is inevitable), Lazy Dad Brands becomes your production company, talent incubator, and economic engine that works tirelessly in the background.
The Big Picture: We're creating the "Marvel Studios" of African influencer marketing—where you are Kevin Feige, discovering and developing the next generation of African creative talent while building an empire that outlasts any single viral moment.
The Marvel Studios of African Influence
The Problem: The Influencer Trap You Know Too Well
The Content Mill
Constant pressure to create, create, create or become irrelevant. The algorithm demands fresh content daily while you struggle to maintain quality and authenticity.
Revenue Volatility
Your income depends on your last video's performance. One slow week means financial anxiety. No consistency, no peace of mind.
Time Poverty
24 hours aren't enough for content creation, brand deals, and personal life. You're burning out while the money keeps demanding more of your time.
Your Current Reality
The Ceiling
Even at 40M followers, you're still trading time for money. Your earning potential is limited by the hours in your day.
Missed Opportunities
Hundreds of brand requests go unanswered because you can't scale. Money left on the table every single day.
The Industry's Broken Model
Inaccessible Talent
Small businesses can't afford William Last KRM rates, leaving a massive market underserved.
Discovery Problem
Micro-influencers with genuine talent can't get discovered or properly compensated.
Authenticity Crisis
Real endorsements are sacrificed for quick brand deals, eroding audience trust.
Undervalued Creativity
Africa's creative talent remains undervalued and underutilized on the global stage.
The Solution
Lazy Dad Brands Ecosystem
A revolutionary four-tier architecture that scales authentic influence while preserving quality and building sustainable creative careers across Africa.
Each tier serves a specific purpose, creating a complete ecosystem where talent can grow, businesses can access authentic voices, and you maintain creative control without daily involvement.
The Four-Tier Architecture
Tier 1: Anchor Legacy
You—William Last KRM. Curator-in-Chief and Face of the Platform. Sets creative direction and quality standards. Not required for day-to-day operations.
Tier 2: Established Talent
3-5 influencers with 100K-1M followers. Proven engagement, trusted colleagues. Create regular content and mentor newcomers.
Tier 3: Emerging Talent
10-15 influencers with 10K-100K followers. High potential, hand-picked by you. Execute most brand campaigns.
Tier 4: The Life Network
Unlimited scaling potential. Your barber, driver, chef, trainer, favorite stores. Authentic real-world endorsements at massive scale.
Your Comfort Zone Matters
You decide exactly which parts of your life network participate and to what extent. No pressure—only what feels authentic to you.
This is about building a system that works with your life, not against it. Every decision respects your boundaries, your brand, and your vision.
How It Works: Netflix Meets Authentic Africa
We're creating a discovery platform where businesses browse influencers like Netflix shows—filtered by niche, audience, engagement, and price point. It's not a billboard; it's a content marketplace and discovery engine.
For Businesses: Three Access Points
Lite Access
$20/month
The mass market revolution for small businesses and startups.
  • 2 mentions per month from emerging talent or life network
  • Platform certification badge
  • Option to boost to higher tiers
Premium Access
$399/month
The sweet spot for growing brands ready to scale.
  • 4 premium mentions monthly
  • Professional content for their channels
  • Featured influencer placement
  • Analytics and tracking
Enterprise Access
$1,500+/month
White glove service for major brands.
  • Direct William Last KRM curation
  • Cross-platform campaigns
  • Custom content production
  • Dedicated account management
The Website Experience
Businesses log into a sleek, Netflix-style dashboard where they can:
  • Browse influencers by niche, audience demographics, engagement rates, and price
  • Search for specific brand mentions to see who's already talking about similar products
  • Purchase content packages instantly with transparent pricing
  • Track performance analytics in real-time with comprehensive reporting
It's intuitive, powerful, and designed for the modern marketer who values authenticity and data equally.
Your Role: Architect, Not Construction Worker
You set the vision and standards. You choose who enters the ecosystem. You define what quality means. But you don't execute every campaign or manage daily operations.
Think of yourself as the creative director of a major fashion house—you set the aesthetic, approve the collections, but you're not sewing every garment.
Your Responsibilities
01
Anchor Curation
Help select the initial 20 influencers who embody the Lazy Dad ethos and quality standards.
02
Quality Standard
Set the creative tone—what gets the "William Seal of Approval" and what doesn't make the cut.
03
Strategic Direction
Quarterly strategy sessions to review growth, discuss new opportunities, and refine the vision.
04
Network Access
Introduce your life network within your comfort zone—only what feels authentic to you.
05
Amplification
Occasional platform promotions to your 40M+ audience to drive initial momentum.
What You Don't Do
Day-to-Day Operations
No scheduling, no customer service, no technical troubleshooting. We handle all operational details.
Content for Every Brand
You're not creating content for hundreds of clients. The ecosystem does that work.
Technical Management
Platform development, maintenance, and technical support are completely off your plate.
Your Compensation Structure
We've designed a compensation model that rewards your contribution fairly while giving you options to increase your stake as the platform grows.
Three-Phase Compensation Model
Phase 1: Revenue Share
Months 1-6
40% of all platform revenue with no upfront investment required. Estimated $15,000-$40,000/month growing rapidly.
Phase 2: Equity Partnership
Optional
Opportunity to invest for platform ownership. Founder shares available. Potential to own 20-30% of the ecosystem you help build.
Phase 3: Legacy Income
Long-term
Royalties from platform licensing, revenue from talent you discover, speaking engagements as industry founder.
Projected Revenue Timeline
Conservative projections based on proven subscription models and current market demand for authentic African influencer content.
Launch Phase: Months 1-3
20
Influencers Onboarded
$22K
Total Monthly Revenue
$8.8K
Your Monthly Share (40%)
Scaling Phase: Months 4-6
100
Influencers
Including life network activation
$105K
Total Monthly Revenue
$42K
Your Monthly Share
Revenue breakdown: 500 Lite subscribers ($10K) + 200 Premium subscribers ($79.8K) + 10 Enterprise clients ($15K) = $104,800 monthly recurring revenue.
Dominance Phase: Months 7-12
Total Monthly Revenue: $314,500 | Your Share: $125,800/month
With 500+ influencers across Africa, we're generating over $1.5M in annual revenue for you—while you focus on Hollywood.
Beyond the Platform
Additional Revenue Streams: The Lazy Dad Universe
The platform is just the beginning. Once we establish the ecosystem, we expand into complementary verticals that amplify your brand and multiply revenue.
Immediate Opportunities
Lazy Dad Merch
Clothing line featuring your catchphrases and signature style. Streetwear meets philosophy. Estimated $50K-$150K monthly revenue from devoted fanbase.
Content Licensing
Syndicating our best content to media companies, streaming platforms, and international broadcasters seeking authentic African voices.
Talent Management
Taking equity stakes in the careers we accelerate. When we discover the next big star, we grow together.
Brand Partnerships
Premium campaigns for major brands wanting authentic African market access—priced at your true value.
Future Expansion: Building the Empire
Lazy Dad Productions
Your vehicle for TV and film projects. From platform success to production powerhouse.
Lazy Dad Music
Distribution and promotion for African artists. Building the next generation of global superstars.
Lazy Dad Comedy
Specials and tours featuring our talent network. Live events that generate massive revenue.
Lazy Dad API
Licensing our platform technology to other markets. Passive income at scale.
Partnership Framework: Built on Trust
Clear boundaries, transparent operations, and mutual respect form the foundation of our partnership. You maintain full control over your brand while we handle the infrastructure.
Platform Ownership Structure
I Own
  • 100% of the platform technology and intellectual property
  • Operational infrastructure and systems
  • Business development and partnerships
  • Legal and compliance framework
You Own
  • Your brand, audience, and creative output
  • Final approval on key decisions
  • Your share of platform revenue (40%)
  • Option to invest for equity ownership
We build the ecosystem together as equal partners with complementary roles.
Trust-Building Measures
1
Transparent Accounting
Real-time revenue dashboard accessible 24/7. Every dollar tracked, every transaction visible. No surprises, no hidden fees.
2
Escrow Payments
Your share held in secure escrow until withdrawal. You control when and how you receive your earnings.
3
Weekly Updates
Full transparency on operations, growth metrics, challenges, and opportunities. You're never in the dark.
4
Joint Decision Making
You have veto power on key talent selections and major brand partnerships. Your name, your standards.
Operational Structure
I Handle
  • Technology development
  • Daily operations
  • Business development
  • Legal compliance
You Handle
  • Creative direction
  • Talent curation
  • Quality control
  • Brand alignment
We Decide Together
  • Platform expansion
  • Major partnerships
  • New market entry
  • Strategic pivots
Immediate Action Plan: Let's Build This Now
Speed matters in this market. We're ready to move fast while maintaining quality. Here's exactly how we launch in 30 days.
Week 1: Foundation (Ready in 3 Days)
Basic platform website live
Functional MVP with Netflix-style browsing, secure payments, and analytics dashboard
Your personal Lazy Dad portal
Custom dashboard where you review talent, approve campaigns, and track revenue in real-time
First 5 influencer profiles
High-quality pages showcasing your initial talent roster with professional photography and metrics
Payment systems integrated
Secure subscription billing, escrow accounts, and automated revenue distribution fully operational
Month 1: Launch
1
20 Influencers Onboarded
We cover all £750 website costs per influencer. Full training provided.
2
First 50 Business Subscribers
Initial revenue generation through targeted outreach to African SMBs.
3
Life Network Activation
Your trusted circle begins authentic endorsements within comfort zones.
4
Media Launch Campaign
Press coverage positioning you as African influencer industry pioneer.
Months 2-3: Scale
100+
Influencers Across Africa
Geographic and niche diversity
$50K+
Monthly Revenue
Sustainable recurring income
5
Regional Hubs
Nigeria, Kenya, South Africa, Ghana, Egypt, Zimbabwe
Q3
Merchandise Line Launch
Lazy Dad apparel debut
The Website Cost Recovery Model
Our Investment Per Influencer
  • £750 for professional website development
  • Custom domain and hosting
  • Portfolio integration
  • Analytics dashboard
  • Payment processing setup
Recovery Through Revenue Share
  • 25% deduction from influencer earnings
  • Comfortable pace—no financial pressure
  • Complete transparency on deductions
  • Once recovered, influencer keeps 100%
We believe in investing in talent. The £750 website cost is our commitment to every influencer we onboard—recovered gradually without financial stress.
Why This Works for Your Hollywood Ascent
This platform doesn't compete with your Hollywood dreams—it accelerates them by building exactly what you'll need as a producer and creative executive.
The Strategic Alignment
1
Builds Your Production Resume
Lazy Dad Brands becomes your first successful "production"—proof you can build and scale creative enterprises. Hollywood executives take notice.
2
Creates Financial Freedom
Steady income while you pursue acting without financial pressure to accept every role or endorsement deal.
3
Develops Your Eye for Talent
Essential skill for any successful producer. You're training yourself to spot stars before they break.
4
Builds Industry Credibility
Transition from influencer to mogul. You're not just talent—you're a business builder and ecosystem creator.
5
Creates Content Opportunities
Lazy Dad could become a TV show or film concept. The platform is your proof of concept.
The "Mr. Bean" Connection
Imagine a show where a "Lazy Dad" character—played by you—accidentally builds a business empire through his unconventional wisdom and unique approach to problem-solving.
Part comedy, part business drama, all authentically African. The platform becomes proof of concept for your creative vision, demonstrating to Hollywood that you understand character, story, and commercial appeal.
This is your origin story—not just for the character, but for you as a producer and creative force.
The Ask: Your Next Steps
We're ready to move. The technology exists. The market is hungry. All we need is your green light to start building your legacy.
Five Simple Steps to Launch
Initial Meeting
3-4 hours with your team to refine this vision, answer questions, and align on specifics.
Talent Curation
Help select the first 20 influencers from your network or wider African creator community.
Life Network Introduction
Within your comfort zone—identify who in your world would excel at authentic endorsements.
Creative Direction
Help us name the platform, set the tone, define the aesthetic that represents your brand.
Launch Amplification
Introduce the platform to your 40M+ audience with a launch campaign we develop together.
What You Risk: Nothing
No Financial Investment
We cover all development, onboarding, and operational costs. Your investment is time and reputation only.
No Long-Term Lock-In
No multi-year contractual obligations. If it's not working after 6 months, we part as friends.
Minimum Time Commitment
2-4 hours weekly initially, decreasing as systems mature. Less than a part-time side gig.
Complete Creative Control
Veto power over talent, campaigns, and partnerships. Your brand remains protected.
What You Gain: Everything
100%
Legacy Secured
Africa's creative ecosystem builder—remembered as an industry founder, not just a creator
$500K+
First-Year Earnings
Conservative estimate based on proven subscription models and market demand
Passive Income Potential
Revenue that grows while you sleep, audition, travel, or pursue other ventures
The Vision: Where We're Going
Let's map out exactly what success looks like at each milestone—from launch to industry domination.
Timeline to Industry Leadership
One Year from Today
You're the face of Africa's most innovative creative platform, earning $100,000+ monthly from an ecosystem that works while you sleep. Speaking at international conferences as an industry founder.
Three Years from Today
Lazy Dad Brands is a household name across Africa. You've launched multiple successful talent careers. Platform expanded to Europe and North America. Hollywood career accelerating with backing of your own media company.
Five Years from Today
You accept an Oscar or Emmy as producer. Lazy Dad Brands has become the "Creative Artists Agency" of Africa. You've fundamentally changed how creative talent is discovered and developed continent-wide. Your legacy is secured as both artist and architect.
Final Invitation
William, the world sees the comedian, the fashion icon, the viral sensation. We see the mogul, the curator, the ecosystem builder.
This is your chance to build the infrastructure you wish existed when you started. To create opportunities for the next William Last KRM. To turn your incredible success into a sustainable legacy that transforms African creativity forever.
The website is ready in 3 days. The first influencers can be onboarding next week. The revenue can start flowing this month.
All we need is your voice, your vision, and your seal of approval.
When Do You Want to Start?
"The lazy dad doesn't avoid work—he builds systems that create abundance while he rests. His legacy isn't in what he built with his hands, but in what he taught others to build for themselves."
Let's build your legacy together. Contact Sacha Robinson, ( +44 7424 539 206, sacha@zyrablok.com) to schedule your initial meeting and begin the journey from influencer to empire builder.